Man: "I wish I didn't pay any attention to all those old and decrepit people that always told me 'life is hard.' Maybe I'm missing something, but I'm barely trying and getting by and loving every minute of it. I feel like I've got some kinda secret that only I'm privy to... Weeellll, okay. Life's not easy. I'll give ya that. But it's not hard... unless you let it... I mean, I'm not a millionaire or all that lucky, but I'm fine, ya know?"
Death: [Ominous glare] "...Don't jinx it."
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