Orange

“Who do you think you are?! You’re just some fucking punk!”
“Orange.”
“Orange? Is that your name?!”
“Yes.”
“Your mother called you that?”
“Yes.”
“She must be a sadistic wench.”
“She can be.”
“Are you going to give me my bottle cap collection back?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because I want to keep it.”
“If you keep it, it can be considered stealing and I can press charges.”
“Try me.”
“Fuck you, you prick!”
“Call the cops. Call a lawyer. Do it you pussy.”
“You really want to turn this into something?! Fuck you for real.”
“I heard you the first time.”
“How about this?”
“What?”
“Howzabout I just beat the living shit out of you till you say uncle.”
“Uncle.”
“Fuck you.”
“Yeah, I said I got it the first time.”